carabossse

apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

screaming-eternal-deactivated20

As someone who nearly commited suicide at multiple occasions REBLOG THIS!!

sillymann

*reblogs the fuck out of this*

nidais-imagines-deactivated2021

-slams the reblog button-

fullmoondragon777

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thebootydiaries

willow

me: queen of having had enough

thewingedwalrus

tiktoksthataregood-ish

thebestoftumbling

itsnotvinebutitsfine

| That’s…. not how that works

leupagus

This woman deserves an oscar

it-is-a-mystery

same energy

greia

Transcript:

Person in scrubs: This was a conversation I had while working at a retail pharmacy.

Person in scrubs: Hi ma’am, how can I help you today?

Customer: [rude, sounding bored] I need to refill my birth control.

Scrubs: Sure, let me check on that. Hm, it looks like you’re a little early. Did the doctor change the way you’re taking it?

Customer: [snidely] No, he told me exactly how to take it and that’s exactly how I’m taking it.

Scrubs: Okay, why don’t you tell me how you’re taking it, and I’ll make sure we wrote the correct directions the first time.

Customer: [rudely] I take one every morning at 8 AM, and so does my boyfriend.

Scrubs: [long pause, blinking] What?

luthorchickv2

I am shrieking with laughter but only because if I don’t laugh I will burst into tears.

extraordinary-dramas

physics-dirtbag

Me every single night:

hhermes

joey-wheeler-official

Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

aphony-cree

The best man and worst man engage in Spy Vs Spy shenanigans until the wedding is done

aromantic-goldfish

Don’t forget the maid of dishonor, who spends the entire wedding doing the same thing as the worst man except her nemesis is the Maid of honor. The best man and maid of honor can work together but the worst man and maid of dishonor are actively trying to kill each other on top of stopping the wedding

tyleroakley

generalgrievousdatingsim

everyone who follows me has shown tremendous restraint by not clicking the unfollow button yet and i honestly don’t know how you all manage it

believeinthepoweroflove-deactiv

unfriendlyblackwitch

i hope black nonbinary ppl have a good day

unfriendlyblackwitch

i hope black nonbinary ppl kno we are worthy of care and gentleness and respect

pansexual-ginger

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

lil-tumbles

there should be more rb’s

strangememegoth

And neopronouns are valid too. :)

acelezz

l-is-for-loud-house

Me, trying to ask someone if they watch The Owl House: So, do you listen to “Little Miss Perfect”?

queenkreeskingdomoftrash

Do they… ya know… have straight hair? Straight A’s?

l-is-for-loud-house

Are they… ya know… straight forward, straight path?

thatsthat24

zachthemermaid

Hebrews: how are we gonna get across this sea wtf

Moses:

novanaa

revolution-z

When I talk about eating the rich, I’m not talking about your parents who own a nice sized house, 2+ cars and maybe a boat. I’m talking about the people who have 10+ million sitting in the bank that their great great grandkids won’t touch. Don’t be mistaken.

revolution-z

Stop acting like you’re better than the rest of us just because you aren’t struggling. You are not part of the one percent. You have enough money to splurge on a Disney World vacation every couple of years. The one percent has enough money to buy our elections and ensure that no matter which side wins, they come out with major profit.

The one percent has taken your freedom away just as much as it’s taken ours.